S'holiday Screenings

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Winter 2018

Christmas Crap You've Never Seen Before I bet you haven't seen these ones yet:

  • Joyeux Noel (2005)
  • Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

Everyone's An Asshole Are they really redeemable? Christmas logic says yes, so it's:

  • Bad Santa (2003)
  • Scrooged (1988)
  • Christmas Vacation (1989)

Festive Frenzy Did you know wrestler Goldberg once played a satanic Santa? A lot of people ain't gonna make it:

  • Santa's Slay (2005)
  • Gremlins (1984)
  • Krampus (2015)

Terrible, But Still Christmas There's more bad Christmas movies than you think, some even have been sough to be destroyed like:

  • Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
  • Black Christmas (1974)
  • Star Wars Xmas Special (1978)

Plans Have Changed You know how shit never goes like you planned it around the holidays?

  • Trading Places (1983)
  • Christmas With The Kranks (2004)

Just Ridiculous, Even For Christmas The title says it all:

  • Elf (2003)
  • Jingle All The Way (1996)
  • Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

Plans Have Changed 2: Snowed In It's still not goin' right, with:

  • Snowpiercier (2013)
  • The Shining (1980)

Cringle Classics You saw 'em as a kid, they're every better now:

  • Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (1964)
  • Miracle On 34th (1934)
  • How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
  • A Muppet's Christmas Carol (1992)


Winter 2017

It's Guerrilla Christmas Out numbered, outgunned, out on top; it's just not Christmas 'till Alan Rickman falls from the Nakatomi:

  • Die Hard (1988)
  • Lethal Weapon (1987)

It's Everyone's An Asshole Are they really redeemable? Christmas logic says yes, so it's:

  • Bad Santa (2003)
  • Scrooged (1988)
  • Christmas Vacation (1989)

It's Festive Frenzy Did you know wrestler Goldberg once played a satanic Santa? A lot of people ain't gonna make it:

  • Santa's Slay (2005)
  • Gremlins (1984)
  • Krampus (2015)

It's Guerrilla Christmas 2 Still out numbered, clearly not outgunned with:

  • Home Alone (1990)

It's Cringle Classics You saw 'em as a kid, they're every better now:

  • Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (1964)
  • Miracle On 34th (1934)
  • How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
  • A Muppet's Christmas Carol (1992)

It's Terrible, But Still Christmas There's more bad Christmas movies than you think, some even have been sough to be destroyed like:

  • Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
  • Black Christmas (1974)
  • Star Wars Xmas Special (1978)

It's Just Ridiculous, Even For Christmas The title says it all:

  • Elf (2003)
  • Jingle All The Way (1996)
  • Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

It's Plans Have Changed You know how shit never goes like you planned it around the holidays?

  • Trading Places (1983)
  • Christmas With The Kranks (2004)

It's Plans Have Changed 2 It's still not goin' right, with:

  • The Santa Clause (1994)

It's Christmas Crap You've Never Seen Before I bet you haven't seen these ones yet:

  • Joyeux Noel (2005)
  • Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

It's Friggin' Christmas! We ain't showin'! Enjoy the Holiday with some family and friends, put on A Christmas Story (1983) (on repeat) and let the good times roll.